I am reverend, are you?
People might laugh or think it is a joke but I am a LEGAL ORDAINED REVEREND. No matter what religion (Buddhism, Hinduism, Catholic, Islam, Arambelism, Mormon) I would think about the next time you say something bad towards a Reverend. Would you make fun of Mother Teresa or The Pope or Sister Lobo or any Reverend…it is your karma. It is not my fault I had a higher calling (that took me to google.com) and was a chosen one. There are only a select few of us and all 21 million of us chose a better life then most. Being a Reverend or “A Chosen One” means lots of sacrifices but as hard as it is it is very rewarding because the joy of helping others is a priceless feeling. I can give you a trillion examples of me helping people but being a Reverend makes you very humble and it would make me feel uncomfortable.
I will be performing my 1st wedding this summer (1st of 2 scheduled in San Diego) and making the happiest day of a lucky husband and wife even better by blessing them with the powers bestowed on me through an online website. I will make sure to keep you updated of my schedule and openings to perform weddings. I prefer to stay local so I can keep the miles low on my scooter. I am also considering an offer to become the official Wedding Performer of the hit TV show My Big Redneck Wedding
I also can perform the following: Funerals, Baptism, Circumcision, Exorcism, etc.
I know you are all wondering how you can make weekly donations and it is greatly appreciated however I am still working on setting up my paypal account and will have no problem if you just mail me the check until then. You will receive a shirt with every donation over $100.00. The front of the shirt will be a picture of Minister J and on the back it will say “Minister J is my homeboy” (while supplies last)
I know what all the ladies are thinking…Being a Priest and a Reverend are different. Pre marital sex is not frowned upon for a Reverend…not saying it is something I do…just not a legal rule or anything.
Other Notable Reverend:
Joey Tribbiani
My Words of Wisdom for the day
I am also looking to recruit Nuns as well….watch video and contact if interested.
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