Some people look for different qualities, some care about looks, others want personality….what I like most about a girl I am interested in dating is her being 18 years old and in high school. For all of you thinking it is wrong, I am a Reverend, I am not breaking any laws and it is perfectly legal. People might wonder why someone would want to date an 18 girl that is in high school when you are almost 30 and for all you uneducated people that do not know I have decided being I like making the world a better place it is my duty to help you understand….
Ten Advantages of Dating 18 year old girls that are still in High School…
There are obviously hundreds of advantages but I picked a random ten to share.
10. They hate their parents and will do anything to piss them off
Dating a guy 10 years older then them will definitely upset their parents. You can actually use this to your advantage. Quit wasting your time on dating sites like match.com. You should consider putting an add on myspace or facebook with the title….”Get Back at Your Daddy”…..just put you are a 28 year old man looking for an 18 year old that wants to punish their father. You will have more dates then imaginable. They will also consider getting pregnant….WARNING….if you get an 18 year old pregnant you are stuck with her for an extended amount of time. In ten years she will be 28 years old….who wants that headache.
9. Little Cesar’s Pizza is a romantic date
When you date an older girl they expect to be treated good, taken to nice places, and expect you to show some effort. Ridiculous i know…..an 18 year old girl that is in high school will be happy with a $5 hot-n-ready pizza or a $5 footlong from subway.
8. They get lunch money and/or allowance
Taking a girl out gets expensive, even the $5 meals. I would definitely start out with dollar menu items and work your way up after the first six or seven months. Depending on the girl they probably get at least $5 a day for lunch. This will definitely cover a meal for one….how do you get her to cover your lunch and have her decided not to eat is very simple……..
“Sweetie….you look like you gained 10 pounds since I first met you”.
Being she is an 18 year old high school student this will buy you a weeks worth of meals with her lunch money….plus she will lose at least five pounds. Win/Win
7. They are busy from 8:15am – 3:30pm (plus extracurricular activities)
Have you ever had a girlfriend that wanted to spend too much time with you? All day? All night? That shit gets annoying. An 18 year old high school student is busy most of the day, at night doing homework, and can’t stay out to late on school nights. You have so much free time you can actually date two of them.
6. You can date two at the same time
I am a reverend and do not think it is the right thing to do, however I can not frown on something that makes an individual happy and brings them joy. The difference between a 28 year old and an 18 year old isn’t much, looks, body, needs….all favor the 18 year old….but the main thing is it just takes more effort to make the 28 year old believe stuff you tell them.
5. 18 year old high school students believe anything you tell them
I know what you are thinking….All girls are idiots and will believe anything you say….this is true. The advantage of an 18 year old is she hasn’t heard as many random far fetched stories so you can be a not so smart guy (like most of you reading this) and still come up with good enough stories for her to believe.
Examples…..”it helps whiten your teeth”……”it’s all protein and will help you lose weight”
4. Their parents still cook dinner
When you are 30 and do not live at home cooking dinner can sometimes be a hassle, you can eat out….but it is not as good as a home cooked meal. An 18 year old high school student still gets dinner cooked every night. Problem solved.
3. You always have a sober driver
Every guy that has gotten a DUI is an idiot. If they had a girlfriend that cant go to a bar or legally drink then she will always be available to drive. There is also the economic factor being it will save you money on cabs.
2. Your competition is a 17 year old high school student
Even though you realize you are a loser, not very smart, and pretty ugly….you are definitely better than a high school student. Even if you have a job making minimum wage…you make more than most high school students being they don’t have jobs. You have the advantage of a high school student…it is slim…but you should win.
1. An 18 year old girl has a better body then a 30 year old girl
They look better on homemade videos….No further explanation needed.
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